Chapter Nine: The Life Crisis Brought by Garen

I can no longer hold back

"It will take another ten minutes or so..." Garen said calmly, "I swear, if you continue to be this disgusting, I will break your legs, believe it or not."

This ultra-short skirt is indeed very short... it reveals the pink underwear inside...

Then... how should I improve intimacy

"What is so remarkable?" I asked in confusion

System Notification: You are truly disgusting, try saying that again

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck me, and I immediately rushed towards Sakano Yoshiko. Upon seeing my beastly appearance, even Li Qianqian was frightened and ran away, leaving only the delicate and weak Sakano Yoshiko, who was so terrified that her legs went weak and she could not move.

Suddenly, a stick of Furongwang cigarette appeared before me, and I was filled with excitement – after all these years, it was the first time I could smoke such a fine cigarette

At that moment, Ban Ye Miko suddenly began to speak to herself, and I asked in confusion, "Miko, what are you doing?"

透视术

The system is truly amazing The system is really good The system is wonderful

"Wait a moment," she suddenly produced a sour plum from the pocket of her robe as if performing a magic trick, and said, "Take it, sucking on it will make you feel a bit better."

I lunged directly at the beautiful girl, but at the moment I touched her, my hand unexpectedly passed right through her body, and I naturally fell to the ground

Meizi... I whispered, "You are truly a good person. I am so bad, yet you are so gentle with me."

However, the next sentence from the system instantly excited me, causing every hair on my body to leap with exhilaration

At that moment, a beastly roar echoed, and we turned towards the sound, only to discover a long figure emerging from the sea, heading straight for us

This feeling is simply wonderful

Noticing my gaze, the beautiful girl was taken aback for a moment, then asked, "Is it beautiful?"

I really feel like vomiting! Sitting in the spaceship is simply too uncomfortable. Although the speed is very fast, it is no different from being on an airplane!

Qingming Technique: It allows for clearer and farther vision, so my mother no longer has to worry about my nearsightedness! Hooray!

The three of us were all drenched in cold sweat because we had forgotten something very important -- Garen is directionally challenged

I couldn't help but chuckle, gently touching her small face, and said, "Is that so?"

System prompt: Scum! So scummy! Full score appreciation! Full score appreciation! Reward of 5 yuan! Reward of 5 yuan!

At this moment, I snatched the cigarette back, and then I licked the tip of the cigarette frantically, cleaning it of all the saliva from Ban Ye Meizi, it was so sweet, so fragrant, so delicious

You! Disgusting!

I shouted urgently: "Garen, is there an ocean on the route we discussed before? Why have you driven into the ocean again?"

This is simply the most powerful existence, the ability to see through! ... The skill that all men yearn for, once I have the ability to see through, I will simply ...! ... This pleasing system indeed has great benefits. After mastering the ability to see clearly, I found that my vision has indeed become clearer. Although I am a bit far from Li Qianqian, I can clearly see her toes.

Miko Sakano curiously asked me: "What is it?"

At this moment, the system prompt has arrived again

I was taken aback, what is the correct way to use a cigarette? Is it to insert it into the anus

Roar ... ...

These long legs are truly beautiful

In this way, I can also play the role of a scout during battles in the future. There is no doubt that I have now acquired a truly useful skill! Consequently, Garen and the others will no longer call me useless, as reconnaissance is a very important position within a team

I was immediately terrified upon hearing it; Garen's great sword is so formidable that I dare not confront it. Speaking of which, my system is truly lacking in integrity, as it still refuses to grant me a powerful skill even until now

Everyone witnessed my silly behavior, yet none expressed shock, as if they were already aware of something.

She looked up at the sky and said, "I think you live very freely, very happily, truly... remarkable"

The beautiful girl thought for a moment and then said: "Your actions just now have pleased me greatly, keep up the good work."

Oh? Can there really be such benefits?

I directed my gaze towards her crotch, and she naturally looked over as well, the time has come

System prompt: Exceeded system expectations! An additional level of reward has been added, the next reward will be in one week. Originally intended to reward "God-Slaying Sword Technique", now the reward is "Qingming Technique"

"Sister Miko, I have something good to show you..." I said with a smile as I walked towards Sakano Miko

I sat next to Sakano Yoshiko, and the fragrance emanating from her was truly overwhelming. I chuckled softly and then whispered, "Look here."

System Notification: Too perfect! First, deceive the trust of a naive girl, then accomplish something that no normal human would do, defined as the world's most shameless! Reward Equipment: A stick of Furongwang cigarettes

I tried to say once again: "System, muah muah..."

I instinctively said: "It looks good"

Then just take a look more often

I was taken aback, does this mean an increase in intimacy

I stood up leisurely and stretched, then asked Garen, "Why haven't we arrived yet? We have been traveling for three hours."

Miko Sakano looked at my distressed expression and asked with a puzzled tone, "What’s wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

What?

"You cannot touch me, I am the system..." the beautiful girl said calmly, "If it weren't for your actions just now that I found quite admirable, I wouldn't have let you see this at all. To hell with you, you like your own nonsense, but I am not someone you can like."

System Notification: Upon reaching the pinnacle of Qingming Technique cultivation, it will be transformed into the Perspective Technique

You have only one opportunity; if you utilize the correct method of using the cigarette, you will be able to obtain a more advanced reward

Ferocious eyes, horse face, deer antlers, eagle claws, catfish whiskers

The vast ocean

I lifted the robe, and suddenly the dead silkworms appeared before Sakano Yoshiko

Uh... that's not right...

This is a double joy coming at once

As expected, I received a system notification immediately after I finished speaking

I was immediately moved, and after putting the sour plum in my mouth, I indeed felt much more comfortable. Meanwhile, Sakano Miko looked at me with a concerned expression, and I felt that this girl was truly very kind-hearted

I am confused... what is going on with this beautiful girl?

What is this ... ... dragon

Miko Saka immediately blushed, stood up, and then ran to hide beside Li Qianqian

Return the Dragon Blood Warrior to me! Return the God-Slaying Sword Technique to me! Every time you say it is a reward for upgrading to a special prize, but I feel like you are simply the world's most frustrating system!

Ah!

Miko Sakano shook her head and said with a smile, "Not at all, I think you are quite remarkable."

No, it is necessary to give it a try

I placed a cigarette in Sakano Yoshiko's mouth and then helped her light it. Sakano Yoshiko was taken aback, not knowing what I was up to, and instinctively took a puff of the cigarette

Ah ... ... Axi ba

After speaking, the beautiful girl unexpectedly lifted her skirt! Indeed, she lifted it!

She is increasing intimacy with the system..." Li Qianqian said, "In this way, the system sometimes rewards you with things. But I usually just say things like 'give the system a kiss' or 'give the system a hug'.

I can no longer endure it

I hurriedly muttered to myself: "The system is amazing, the system is great, the system is wonderful, the system deserves a kiss, the system deserves a hug"

Upon careful consideration, this should not be correct; how could cigarettes possibly be used in this manner

As a person of limited means, unable to afford a plane ticket, how can I know if it is the same

In an instant, countless points of light appeared before me, coalescing into a beautiful girl dressed in a miniskirt. The moment this girl appeared, a slap struck my face: "You bastard! I call you disgusting! I call you disgusting!"

Miko Sakano let out a terrified scream and then immediately ran over to Qianqian Li's side. At that moment, I indeed received a system notification

I whispered, "I feel a bit dizzy, and sitting makes me feel a little nauseous."

Having said that, the beautiful girl disappeared right before my eyes... I suddenly realized that this was how I should improve my system's favorability...

I tried to stand at the edge of my underwear and looked down, only to find that from several hundred meters in the air, I could clearly see a vast ocean on the ground! I can see the ocean! Yay! I can see the ocean! To be able to recognize the ocean from several hundred meters above, my eyesight is truly remarkable!

How can this be tolerated